Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 18

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 29, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-29-03
Note: These are real IMs I've received from her.
"well I have grown tired of your attemts to harm me"
Damn! I knew I shouldn't have hired those budget assassains!
Now it's the martyr phase...
"and I do wish you would move because it has become hard liveing next to you"
Right. 'Cause minding my own business makes it so hard...
"as I have ignored you and not seen you but yet you still defamed my garage, so WHY?"
...How does a garage get defamed?