Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 20

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 29, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-29-03
Note: These are real IMs I've received from her.
"you don't work and all you know how to do is hurt people"
That's because I'm Assistant Director of the of the CIA's Torture Department.
I used to do contract work on the side for a metaphysical store in town.
"the pagan shop will soon turn you out on your ass"
Thanks for the tip.
This is one of my favorite lines from her.
"I will show them what you put in my garage and tell them how you have bad karma and are a bad person with a bad coven and soul
Cause retailers listen to drunk nutjobs on how to run a business...