Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 21

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 29, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-29-03
Note: These are real IMs I've received from her.
"at least I know I have a soul and can create better shit thatn you pawn off"
Dear Diary, I now know why I don't feel complete. I don't need a man, I need a soul!
Now the I'm-Soooo-Much-Better-Than-You Phase...
"oh hit a hot spopt"
No. you're cold. VERY cold!
Another favorite line...
"is this hostility all because I'm sooooooooooo much skinnerier than you now?"
ROFL!!!