Sick Irony Is the Story of My Life

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 1, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-01-03
4th day without being able to shower...
Good morning, sexy. This is Richard Dean Anderson. Can I come over?
*sigh* Unfortunately I can't get away.
Grrr...
It's me, William Peterson. Are you available this evening?
*grits teeth* I'm sorry, but I have other engagements.
Where the hell is that damned plumber?
Hey, baby. This is Vin Diesel. Wanna go to dinner tonight?
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!