The Future of Spam

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 4, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-04-03
"Important Info about your Colon bazy"
Sigh. Freaking spam. *delete*
"** INFO ABOUT YOUR COLON** q k xkabak xdlhn"
Whatever dude. *delete*
One week later...
It's your colon. I'm afraid it will have to be removed.
Gadzooks! Why didn't I listen to the Spam? WHY??!?