The Search Continues...

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 13, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-13-03
KMart...
Do you have Chanukah gift-wrapping paper?
I'm sorry, no.
Wal-Mart...
Do you have Chanukah gift-wrapping paper?
Um...that's not my department. Let me put you on hold. *hangs up forever*
The "Hallmark" Store...
Do you have Chanukah gift-wrapping paper?
We don't endorse specific religions.