Time To Toy With the Clerks

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 13, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-13-03
While spreading chaos at Wal-Mart...
Do you have any Solstice wrapping paper?
Um...
It's a Pagan holiday. I need to wrap some gifts for the coven gathering.
INFIDEL!! HELP!! CODE COLLAR IN THE SEASONAL DEPARTMENT!!
Uh-oh...
I'm the Wal-Mart priest. Hold still while I douse you in holy water.