The Masked eBayer Strikes!

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 14, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-14-03
The alarm rings at 4AM. A mysterious figure approaches...
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With lightning-fast reflexes and diabolical cunning, she strikes!
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Somewhere in Iraq...a poor soul is feeling the pain of having been defeated by The Masked eBayer!!
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What the--? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!