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The alarm rings at 4AM. A mysterious figure approaches...
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| Yawn. [Refresh page for Item *****] | |
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| [4 minutes left on Item *****] | |
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With lightning-fast reflexes and diabolical cunning, she strikes!
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| [Place proxy bid, maximum $25.] Heh heh heh... | |
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| [Congratulations! You have won Item *****] | |
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Somewhere in Iraq...a poor soul is feeling the pain of having been defeated by The Masked eBayer!!
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| [Sorry, you did not win Item 666: Weapons of Mass Destruction] | |
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| What the--? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | |
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