Commercials, Ivy Style

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 16, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-16-03
So, Ivy, why do you like Product A better than Product B?
Because Product B blows chunks...
That's fascinating! Back to--
It tastes like it was made with pig vomit and charred to imperfection by a horde of rampaging blind Cajun chefs who don't know--
Ten minutes later...
--your mother!!!
Well...uh...that's...um...a VERY descriptive reason. Several...descriptive reasons...So you see folks! Product A is way better than Product B!!