Shopping For Ivy

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 19, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-19-03
Thank you for calling Terrorist Supply, Inc. How may I help you?
I'm looking for a doomsday device. It's a gift for my sister.
Well, we have Weapons of Mass Destruction, heavy arms, biological weapons...
I'm looking for something a little more...classy. Like death rays.
Oh, you want World Domination, LLC. We at Terrorist Supply, Inc. just go for the blanket destruction.
Cool. Thanks.