Shopping For Ivy 2

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 19, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-19-03
Thank you for calling World Domination, LLC. How may I help you?
I'm looking for a doomsday device. It's a gift for my sister.
You've come to the right place. What type of Doomsday Deviceâ„¢ are you interested in?
What do you have?
We have Death Raysâ„¢, all sorts of monsters, various Godlikeâ„¢ powers, Hyp-No Raysâ„¢, Mind Control devices...Pretty much anything you need.
Oh man...this is gonna be tough!