Sins of the Plant

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 19, 2003

by ivytheplant
12-19-03
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
Tell me, my child.
I have lain with the demons and given my soul in exchange for worldly goods.
That sounds terrible indeed, but please, be more specific.
I spent $43 at Wal-Mart.
Say 23 Hail Marys, return the items, and shop at KMart.