Spam Depository

Author: ivytheplant

Date: January 12, 2004

by ivytheplant
1-12-04
Is the computer free?
Not for another week.
Um...
I'm checking my university email. There's 15,295 messages to be retrieved. All spam.
Well, you haven't checked it since last May. Hardly surprising.
Amusingly, one spam is titled: "Don't be scared. Are you afraid of your mailbox?" In all honesty, I can say yes. Yes I am scared of 15,295 spam messages.