Ivy vs. Atkins 2

Author: ivytheplant

Date: January 16, 2004

by ivytheplant
1-16-04
This diet is like, the best thing that's ever happened to me.
That's nice. Want a banana?
Ew! Like! Nooo! I just lost 3 lbs and I can't afford to eat aaaall those nasty carbs!
Suit yourself. Can I offer you a bagel? Or perhaps some cereal? Maybe a cookie?
Would you stop?? My diet is complete without all those...wait...did you say cookie? A-as in...chocolate chip?
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to ruin your miracle diet. I'm gonna go make some toast.