Ivytopia Practical Guides Present - How to Get Pnemonia!

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 7, 2004

by ivytheplant
4-07-04
Step one: Take a hot shower followed by dressing in clothing fresh from the dryer.
Choking! Need air! Hot!
Step Two: Wander outside in Wyoming during any month but July and August.
I'm freezing...and yet...I'm roasting my ass off...
Repeat as needed.
The temp just went up to 35! Spring is here!
Please kill me.