Rules of Shopping at Wal-Mart (4)

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 14, 2004

by ivytheplant
4-14-04
Rule # 10: Multicolored hair will get you stopped by security.
You set off the alarm, ma'am.
But I just have tampons.
Rule # 11: Black clothing will get you stopped by security.
You set off the alarm, sir.
But I just have cat litter.
Rule # 12: Not buying anything will get you stopped by security.
You set off the alarm, ma'am.
I DARE you to touch me, worm!