My High School World History Teacher

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 15, 2004

by ivytheplant
4-15-04
Following a trend here...
Welcome to World History. This year you will learn about America, from colonization to the current day.
Um...sir. This is WORLD history. Will we learn about the Egyptians, China, Africa, etc?
No. They're all heathens. We're here to learn about God-fearing America!
Ooookay...
Now let's turn our attention to page 4. As we all know, the earth is flat...
If I concentrate hard enough, will his head explode?