Burning Money In Creative Ways

Author: ivytheplant

Date: May 7, 2004

by ivytheplant
5-07-04
I have a new pet.
What is it?
A venus flytrap.
Why would you get one?
I'm going to grow it really big and then plant it outside so it will eat the small children who plague this neighborhood.
When you go to hell, can I have your stereo?