Ideas For The Bored 1

Author: ivytheplant

Date: May 24, 2004

by ivytheplant
5-24-04
1. Heckle critically-acclaimed romance movies.
She should kill the dishonorable man and leave with his ex-best friend-turned-samurai.
2. Pretend to be a messiah.
Repent ye sinners for I have come to share God's great word with all the badgers of the world!
Aren't you supposed to wear pants?
3. Eat carbs in front of the Atkins crowd.
Fruit or bread?
Bring both. We might need to use some as weapons.