Excavations 1

Author: ivytheplant

Date: May 30, 2004

by ivytheplant
5-30-04
Hook this hose up to the faucet, will you? I need to clean myself off before I come in.
Good heavens! You're completely muddy! What have you been doing?
I started a garden in the backyard but then uncovered bones from many different carcasses. I'm now excavating them.
This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the disappearance of that large Mormon family that was destroying your museum yesterday, would it?
Why do you automatically blame me for these things?
Because I know you.