Flea Market Clerk, VIP (13)

Author: ivytheplant

Date: July 4, 2004

by ivytheplant
7-04-04
This happened yesterday...
There's a pigeon loose in the store.
Looks like you get to spend the rest of your shift catching it.
Is that part of my job description?
Actually, yes.
I'd like to renegotiate my contract.
There's a broom in the back. If you need anything else, just holler.