Headlines!

Author: ivytheplant

Date: July 6, 2004

by ivytheplant
7-06-04
"Oregon Archdiocese Files for Bankruptcy"
You'd think God would bail them out.
"Austrian President Klestil Dies on Eve of Retiring"
Wow! Talk about the perfect movie irony!
"'Scotty' Has Alzheimer's, Agent Says"
Get ready for a new age of tactless, yet funny jokes.