Ivytopia Practical Guides Present: How To Be A Terrorist

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 2, 2004

by ivytheplant
8-02-04
To be an effective terrorist, you should anticipate what your target government is going to do.
First, make some elaborate plans to take out certain parts of the US, like national monuments or D.C.
Try really hard to keep all these plans a secret, but make sure enough info gets leaked to make the US gov't panic like crazy.
Wait for a while as they go into Orange Alert on your target areas. Don't forget to enjoy the theatrics.
Then just as they let their guard down...
BAM! Ohio's gone!