Pants Wars Episode One: The Pantom Menace

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 24, 2004

by ivytheplant
8-24-04
The pants are growing in number. We need to fight.
I'll look for a champion or something.
I have won the race, and all without pants! I will never wear pants again!
You are indeed The One.
I'm off to save the world! Without pants! Wish me luck, Pantscess!
Whatever, kid.