Pants Wars Episode Four: A New Toga

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 24, 2004

by ivytheplant
8-24-04
Who the hell are you?
I'm here to teach you the ways of the...oh hell. Just come with me, kid.
Hey hottie! I'm here to "rescue" you, if ya know what I mean!
Whatever, twerp.
Nyah nyah! We beat your ass!
Fucking kids.