Pants Wars Episode Five: The Empire Pants Back

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 24, 2004

by ivytheplant
8-24-04
Well this bites. My nuts are freezing off.
Just wait til you have to crawl inside a camel.
You've been betrayed and your best friend is frozen in pantsonite.
You are so dead!
By the way, I'm your dad and I just cut off your pants.
You limey bastard.