Some Theories On The Lack of Boorite Pants

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 24, 2004

by ivytheplant
8-24-04
1. He traded them for the beer.
Heya schweetie!
Close the flap, homeboy.
2. He fell victim to a gang of international pant smuggling ring.
I feel so free all of a sudden.
Scr0e!
3. He really has no pants.
I saved so much money since I quit smoking.
That's nothing...