How To Torture Your Fellow Man: The Dinner Invitation

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 10, 2004

by ivytheplant
9-10-04
So I scored big time at the farmer's market today.
Anything good?
Yeah, picked up some buffalo steak and strawberry rhubarb pie. Figured I'd invite you over for supper and Stargate.
Sweet!
But I couldn't get ahold of you so I ate it all myself.
*sob*