Interesting Things I Learned At Wal-Mart

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 9, 2004

by ivytheplant
10-09-04
When I'm wearing my blue vest and badge, I am invisible to other employees.
Yo. Hello? I need to put an Xbox on layaway?
La dee dah...
However, when the vest and badge comes off, I couldn't be more visible if I was glowing.
Xbox. Layaway. Now!
Certainly! And is there anything else I can help you with?
This of course gives me many evil ideas.
Foolish mortal. Leaving your keys unattended...