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Wal-Mart is a cult. I am thoroughly convinced of this.
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| These are our Three Basic Beliefs. I want you to memorize and practice them every day. | |
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| Is there any asperging involved? | |
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No other store has a shrine in the breakroom to the founder. No one knows or cares who founded KMart, Target, or Venture.
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| Always remember to practice servant leadership. It's what Mr. Sam wants of us. | |
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The minute I hear someone talk about "Mr. Sam's" second coming, I'm going to call the FBI. Specifically the ones who did Waco.
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| When Mr. Sam returns to this plane of existence, He will reward the faithful with even more low prices! | |
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