Daily Work Log: Stardate [-29] 2860.94

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 10, 2004

by ivytheplant
10-10-04
My nemesis, the life-size dancing Santa karaoke machine is at it again.
o/^ Ho ho ho! Jingle bells, jingle bells...o/^
Just you wait, fat boy! Soon the season will be over and you'll be forgotten!
His minions, the Grinch, Snowman, and Bear (also life-size dancing karaoke machines) were in on the torture.
o/^ Something something Mister Griiiiiiinch!o/^
Some cult icons should never be put into the mainstream. For the sanity of the people.
As if that wasn't enough, a couple set off all four at once and smilingly said:
"Don't you just love this time of year!?"
Come closer so I can strangle you with the cord coming out of Santa's backside.