Notice To All Shoppers!

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 15, 2004

by ivytheplant
10-15-04
"A Redneck's Christmas" is neither funny nor cute.
Haw haw! 0/^ "On the first day of Christmas, my meemaw gave to me..." 0/^ That's funny!
Not again.
Whoever laughs at it should be killed, their children and relatives castrated, and any unborn family members terminated before term.
0/^ "On the fifth day of Christmas, my meemaw gave to me..." 0/^
Excuse me a moment.
Just my humble opinion.
0/^ "On the ninth day of Christmas, my meem--"
Now the world can rest in peace.