A Good Day

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 5, 2004

by ivytheplant
11-05-04
Out loud...
Can you help me find my brand of toothpaste?
Certainly!
In my head...
Can you help me find my brand of toothpaste?
Have you checked the toothpaste isle? Cause I'm sure it's there. /sarcasm
To a third party observing...
Can you help me find my brand of toothpaste?
Right. This. Way. I. Am. A. Souless. Corporate. Whore.