TGIM

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 5, 2004

by ivytheplant
11-05-04
Today is the "Grand Opening" of Wal-Mart's "Holiday Shop."
You must be so proud.
This means no more getting away with muting the dancing Santas or hiding the Christmas CDs.
Shall I stock up on Prozac for you?
Get me some heavy metal CDs while you're at it. I'll need heavy antidote after nine hours of Christmas cheer.