Of Course You Know...

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 14, 2004

by ivytheplant
11-14-04
Mr. Crankypants just filed a formal harassment complaint against me.
What did you do? Stalk him, slash his tires, leave severed bird heads in his mailbox?
I did laundry.
You bitch!
It was a 40-minute dryer cycle that ended before laundry hours are over.
You're just a little terrorist, aren't you?