Double Edged Headlines

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 20, 2004

by ivytheplant
12-20-04
"Bush Chief Speechwriter Has Coronary Procedure"
Nucular weapons could destroy liberries and purty foilage.
For the last time, it's "nuclear," "library," and "foliage!"
Nucular.
Gah!
Yer gonna be okay there, Mike.
Shuttup! Just shuttup you *ack!*