Twas The Day After Christmas 7

Author: ivytheplant

Date: December 27, 2004

by ivytheplant
12-27-04
Their eyes--how they spat fire! Their brows, how strained!/Their tans were like suede, Their noses inflamed!
Eek!
Their vengeful mouths were drawn up in a sneer/and the hair straight from Friends made me shiver in fear.
Like, oh my god!
*whimper*
A clump of an unlucky opponent's hair held tight in their nails/and the blood it spewed amidst the howls and the wails.
*snarl*
Bring it on, bitch!