My Day At Work (Illustrated By Songs Played Today On The PA)

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 7, 2005

by ivytheplant
2-07-05
1. "Get a Job"
I tried. Look what happened.
Do you have any Egg McMuffins?
2. "I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)"
*sob!*
Boy do I hate seeing a sexually frustrated, underpaid, grown plant cry.
3. "You Don't Own Me"
o/^ "I'm young and I love to be young! I'm free and I love to be free! To live my life the way I want! To say and do whatever I please!" o/^
Ivy, I'd like to see you in the manager's office.