You Break It, We Buy It (What I've Been Dying To Say)

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 7, 2005

by ivytheplant
2-07-05
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I broke this Valentine's candle. I'll pay for it.
Nah, we don't make you pay for it. We just beat the sweatshop children for making an inferior product.
I think I'll go now.
Have a nice day!