You Break It, We Buy It (What Actually Happened)

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 7, 2005

by ivytheplant
2-07-05
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I broke this Valentine's candle. I'll pay for it.
Don't worry about it. Actually, you just saved me the trouble. I've been dying to know what it feels like.*
Actually, that's why I opened the jar.
*perk*
*Gooey gel glitter candle with hard blobs of wax shaped like hearts. Looks like Entrail Jam
*poke*
Ewwww! Coooool!