Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 4

Author: ivytheplant

Date: February 18, 2005

by ivytheplant
2-18-05
Is there something you aren't telling me?
Only that Loretta's been foolin' around with Mr. Ott down at the gas station, but you knew that already, I'm sure.
Actually, I mean the cases of firearms in the gym.
Oh that. Well, the senior class decided to get matching custom shotguns with the school logo rather than rings this year. The orders arrived today.
Dreams of a violent regime change once again shattered by the reality of The South.
Personally, I'm proud of them. They have such school spirit!