Meet Our Greeters 5

Author: ivytheplant

Date: March 1, 2005

by ivytheplant
3-01-05
This is the Door Nazi.
Great, I just HAD to leave this exit.
You must prove yourself worthy to pass!
She takes everything way too seriously.
Look, I just have a box of Kleenex.
Empty all your bags you thieving scum!
Thankfully, there's more than one exit.
Happy now? Let me go you psychotic bitch!
You didn't swipe your discount card! You did not save! Go back and do it right or I'll eat your children's children's children's children!