The Adventures of Lobster Girl

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 9, 2005

by ivytheplant
4-09-05
Have you seen my sunburn gel?
It's on the bookcase, filed after "Asimov."
What the-! This is garlic and butter!
Oops. My bad.
Your life is shortening as we speak.
If it walks like a duck...