Phrases I Must Someday Use In Complete Seriousness

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 13, 2005

by ivytheplant
4-13-05
Join me! We can walk as gods among men!
Do I get dental?
I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
What do you call nuking the UN from orbit?
I am the villain of the story!
Which one? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?