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1. There's a thin line between "sensitive guys" and "whiny guys." Don't cross it!
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| *whine whine bitch moan my ex whine whine everyone's against me whine whine I'm so depressed... | |
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| Baggage...too...Heavy! Can't...break...free! | |
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2. I love cats. I refuse to live without them. Species does not guarantee seniority.
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| Your bags are already packed. | |
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3. "Chick flicks" are not suitable date movies. The more explosions, the more I'll put out.
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| I got "Sad Feminist Finds Love And Acceptance In Some Charming Mediterranean Town." | |
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| Either remove that thing from my sight or you'll never get laid again. | |
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