Ivytopia Practical Guides Present: Tips For Dating Ivy 2

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 25, 2005

by ivytheplant
4-25-05
4. When giving gifts, remember things you actually see me wearing.
I got you this diamond, 24K gold, heart-shaped necklace.
Is it radioactive gold?
5. I love my alone time. If I want to go on a walk without you, it's not a personal slight. I just like solitude.
Don't you love me?
You're not going to follow me into the bathroom, are you?
6. Seriously, stop hounding me. I just want fifteen fucking minutes alone! What part of "fuck off ya daft git" don't you understand?
Maybe the non-American slang.
Golf club...