Ivytopia Practical Guides Present: Tips For Dating Ivy 3

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 25, 2005

by ivytheplant
4-25-05
7. Let me have my fantasies.
How can you fantasize about Batman when you have me?
Because you ain't Batman.
8. Mullets are not sexy.
Hey, I--
Shave it off or die where you stand.
9. Neither is poor hygiene.
Why don't you love me for who I am?
I'm not asking you to shower before every meal. The litter box stinks less than you.