Ivy's Adventures In Carding 3

Author: ivytheplant

Date: July 3, 2005

by ivytheplant
7-03-05
I get carded pretty much everywhere. Movies, stores, concerts...Once, an even army recruiter carded me.
One for whatever PG movie is playing.
Can I see some I.D.?
But there's one place I haven't been carded in years.
I'd like to buy this video game, Kittens and Puppies Frolick In A Sunny Meadow Under Rainbows And Nobody Dies At All.
I.D. please.
The liquor store.
Three bottles of Jack, two kegs of whatever swill kids are drinking these days, and a bathtub of gin.
Okay, your total is...