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| See, I’m having a hard time caring about customers when I wake up every day praying I don’t have to be here and on the days that I miraculously don’t have to be here, my friends want to come her | |
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| I resist the urge to laugh in their faces. It’s much harder to resist the urge to burn it all. But I do my best. | |
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| Even though I’m filled with pain and agony every time I look at my resume and see what could have been an actual good career slowly shrivel and die so now I’m left working in this pit,... | |
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| wearing the Vest of Shame and hoping each day this place burns down or I am finally put out of my misery. You want to fire me? Please do. At this point, nothing would make me happier. | |
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| Which is sad, considering my lifelong dream is to have Superman’s powers. I think even that wouldn’t make me as happy as seeing this pit of human greed be sucked into a sinkhole... | |
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| ...and be buried far far from humanity. | |
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