True Stories From Ivy's Checkered Past 5

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 16, 2005

by ivytheplant
8-16-05
While pulled over...
Alright, ma'am. That there looks like some illegal substance. I'm going to have to confiscate that and take you in.
It's catnip.
It might be, but that there looks like a whole maryjewana bud there.
That's because it's the super expensive catnip.
Yeah, sure lady.
Look, I have three cats...